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WE MUST DEFINE

WE MUST DEFINE
WE MUST DEFINE
ALL TERMS BEFORE WE BEGIN

WE MUST DEFINE
WE MUST DEFINE
EVERY SINGLE THING

WE MUST DEFINE
TO SUCH DEGREE
THAT DOUBT IS GONE
AND ONE CANNOT
CONFUSE OR GET IT OR ANYTHING ELSE
WRONG

WE MUST DEFINE
WITHOUT DELAY
WE NEED TO KNOW
TODAY (today) (today) (today)

THE TIME IS NOW
NOW IS THE TIME
WE NEED TO NOW
DEFINE (define) (define) (define)

WE MUST DEFINE (define) (define)
HELP IF YOU CAN (define) (define)
WE NEED ALL HANDS (begin) (begin)

THE TIME IS NOW (define) (define)
NOW IS THE TIME (define) (define)
WE NEED TO NOW (now) (now)
DEFINE (thing) (thing) (thing)

WE MUST DEFINE (define) (define)
WITHOUT DELAY (degree) (degree)
WE NEED TO KNOW (doubt) (doubt)
TODAY (gone) (gone) (gone)

WE MUST DEFINE (cannot) (cannot)
TO SUCH DEGREE (anything) (any—)
THAT DOUBT IS GONE (wrong) (wrong)
AND ONE CANNOT (define) (define)
CONFUSE OR GET IT (without) (without)
OR ANYTHING ELSE (delay) (delay)
WRONG (wrong) (wrong) (wrong)

WE MUST DEFINE (today)
WE MUST DEFINE (now)
EVERY SINGLE THING (time) (time) (time)

WE MUST DEFINE (now)
WE MUST DEFINE (define)
ALL TERMS BEFORE WE BEGIN