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We are coders

we ship code
all the way
we are coders
night and day

tap and type
click and slide
drag and enter
show and hide

merge complete
submit request
boot develop
run the test

reference call
document
optimising
memory spent

layout render
draw the frame
style the model
symbol name

open close
abstract tree
brace the bracket
whitespace free

worker work
run parallel
threads combining
terminal shell

build component
catch exception
nest together

memory buffer
manual manage
scope enclosure

binary value
floating point

lambda function
template string

undefined

not a number
not a number
not a number

null
null
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overflow

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we ship code
all the way
we are coders
night and day