You can pay me 99 pounds to fast track a blog post
I have a lot of planned blog posts in my backlog.
Some are things that I said I would eventually write about. Some are ideas I have unfortunately had. And many blog posts are awaiting a sequel. Whatever the case, it takes a long time for me to get a blog post written and released.
Sadly, people occasionally message me to ask or tell me to hurry up! They want me to write the one that they are waiting for.
As a capitalist (middle class artist), I recognised this as an opportunity:
On mastodon, I posted:
new policy:
you can now fast track any of my blog-posts-in-progress by paying me 99 pounds
if you do that, let me know which blog post to write within the next five days
if i get multiple payments, you get queued up
payment link:
todepond.com/pay
And I shared a list of my backlog at the time.
Surprisingly, two people took up the offer! And that’s how we got Chaos to the canon. It wasn’t very good, to be honest. But it was written! (One person chose that one and one person said they wanted anything, so I was able to double it up).
A brand new business opportunity awaits you!
You, yes you, could fast track a blog post too. Just pay me 99 pounds and pick something from the list.
As of the 18th March 2025, this is the backlog. Contact me for a more up to date list.
- andy m response
- tadi web, no, network, the bad of blending
- thinking through natural code
- the canon part two. ie: defining yourself in terms of the canon
- low brow art / degenerate art
- multiple projects at the same time, interplay
- total art
- win condition
- randomness in patterns (randomness is the default state of the world) (cellpond’s randomness is purer to me) (arroost has inherent randomness from the struggle to line up things properly) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleatoric_music)
- liveness of livestreaming
- don’t do what i tell you
- build for the browser (full version) (anyone can use it then) (anyone can poke/inspect it) (it will last a long time) (its very ??????)
- legitimate research
- openness/liveness is a two way street
- opening at heart of vlojure
- anselm london (make something real)
- flok
- how the tadi web has changed me
- alex mclean in three ways
- normalise sharing scrappy fiddles is an inherently queer movement
- patterns you can do
- what it feels like to be trans
- worries list
- it’s weird when people recognise me (unbinned version) (it’s okay to say hi)
- normal gender feelings (unbinned version)
- mastodon is great
- feminism talk, felienne
- lovely people, crossing over, making friends
- why normalise sharing scrappy fiddles
- i love my pronouns dice
- i’m changing my pronouns
- always be demo-ing
- anselm response: what does “more than just scrappy fiddles” lu look like?
- becoming vegetarian
- becoming vegan
- the lu Wilson method for habit forming
- When-based definitions
- topdown bottomup response
- pdfs are so bad part three
- sometimes rage is the right choice
- poetry
- health is boring
- NOT YET: more definitions that don’t matter (don’t valid for fast tracking) (open source) (live coding) (foo)
- croissants
- mind and body in natural code
- the kenny newman show (part one) (society wars)
- rules
- dying well
- my artistic influences
- how i approach art
- pop in code
- bananas
- cars
- ascii art
- the thing content creators don’t talk about
- good signs
- anything can be voice training
I look forward to your enquiry.
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